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> An Israeli doctor says:
> 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
> a kidney out of
> one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work
> in six weeks.'
>
> A German doctor says:
> 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person,
> put it in
> another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
>
> A Russian doctor says:
> 'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we
> can take half a
> heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
> both looking
> for work in two weeks.'
>
> The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys
> are way behind,
> we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala
> Batas, Penang,
> put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the
> country is
> looking for work.'
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